Monday, September 29, 2014

What the world needs now is...another mommy blog.

Like Montaigne, we strive "toward improvement; but 'tis a drunken, stumbling, reeling, infirm motion." The drunkenness is (almost) entirely on my part because I need vodka to fuel my every motion. Please feel free to stop reading now and call CPS on my ass. You know you kinda think you should. Well, maybe after you drink the rest of that martini.

This drunken improvement lead us to unschooling. Two months in, I have decided to start a blog about our unschooling. Because, the world is crying out for one more "mommy blog." If for no other reason than to give women another forum in which to vent their frustrations and guilt that we be perfect, pretty and upbeat while raising the next generation. By the way, if you leave nasty comments, I will come down on you with all the fury of Maa Kali.

   

Yeah, she's the one with the skull-necklace. Skull Necklace is a great name for a drink, btw. In fact, Imma gonna get one now.

Skull Necklace Cocktail Recipe

2 oz vodka
1 oz Chambord Black Raspberry Vodka
Prosecco
Garnish: Raspberries (preferably black)
Glass: Anything you can get your vodka-soaked hands on

In order, pour the ingredients over ice, drop in the raspberries (preferably black), raise to lips and enjoy - responsibly. Or not.

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